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Monday, October 29, 2007

You can paint a pumpkin black.......but that don't make it a bowling ball!

There's good news and bad news here. Good news is this, RALPHS BACK PORCH is now a whopping number 9 out of 2924 shows in the LIFE category on www.blogtalkradio.com/ralphsbackporch !

The bad news is...we ain't nearly as sophisticated as some of those shows out there!

We do appreciate all of you folks who are listening and who listen on the archived version (which you can find on www.NuTrader.com) and we will keep on doing what we are doing, hopefully making it better 'N better each time we pick up the microphones.

What DO we do, anyhow? Well, Ralphs Back Porch is the place where you can come and tell us all about what you have or buy, sell or trade, cause it is a big old marketplace of both stuff and ideas. The stuff you have for sale is something only you can call and tell us about, although we do pick out random ads from the thousands and thousands of ads posted on www.NuTrader.com and we talk about those.

The ideas? Well, some of them are mine and some are yours. What's on YOUR mind? What do YOU want to say to Texas and the world? Well, that's what this thing is made of. YOU talking about whatever floats your boat!

So, come on by and set a spell and let's solve some of the world's problems! Call us on Monday's from 2 to 4PM CST @ 347 215 8849 and tell us what the heck is on your mind!

www.blogtalkradio.com/ralphsbackporch

October 29, 2007 Thoughts for Today

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise…It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age happens when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

How to catch a wild hog

WELCOME TO THE BACK PORCH!

October 26th, 2007

HOW DO YOU CATCH A WILD HOG?

Tamara was talking to a young man whom we like and admire very much...fact, is the guy is a Nutrader advertiser and pays for having his ads in our website so we have not a little affection for the man and when he speaks, we listen.

"I'm a Democrat" he says, "But me and old Ralph genereally agree on everything even though we get there in different ways" This fellow was speaking about all my commentaries in www.NuTrader.com as well as our brand-spankin new and improved family sized LIVE BACK PORCH & SWAP SHOP on Mondays 2PM CST @ www.blogtalkradio.com/ralphsbackporch

"Yessir", he says "We think alike but we have two different ways of approaching things...but I reckon it's all good since we wind up in the same place"

Now this tells me that there is a diveristy and a genuine individualism still lodged deep in the American soul and that even though we ALL know right from wrong and MOST of us posess enough common sense to pour liquid from a boot, with or without directions wrote on the heel, and that if WE as Americans put our hearts and minds together we can still make a go of the absolute best form of government ever instituted on the face of this little old planet.

Democrat? Republican? Libertarian? Independant? Know Nothing? Isolationist? Whig? Tory? these are all just words and some of them are very old now, but they all describe ideals we have had in the past about the way our government should run.

Wasn't too long ago, in fact, my Daddy was a proud 'Dixie-Crat" and that particular part of the Democratic party has also gone by the wayside, the very word maligned and misused because of the Civil Rights reforms that took place back in the sixties.

Folks, I can recall very vividly that Dixie Crats were conservative, stood for core family values, pro life supporters, and stood for conservative stewardship of our finances.

The thing about it is, our present day Republicans here in the South, at least, are old fashioned Dixie Crats and don't even know it. There just isn't any other party to hang our hats on right now but the Republican party and let's face it, there is as much sexual scandal, corruption, misuse of the public trust in the GOP as there is in any other party.

We certainly don't care for Ted Kennedy, Fienstien and the like. Our president back before the present administration, who just happened to get caught doing something naughty while in the Oval Office, not only lied to his wife, but lied to Congress and then US, and dang it, that aint right and we SHOULD have thrown his slick butt out of office.

But.....what'd we get in his place? $3.00 a gallon gas? Jobs flying out the back door so that Indians and Pakistanis can snap 'em up? Mexicans flooding the borders?

Ya'll want to stop all the illegals coming over her? STOP ALLOWING COMPANIES TO HIRE 'EM!

Cut off the money supply and how do WE do that? VOTE FOR FOLKS YOU KNOW WON'T ALLOW IT.

oh! The Wild hog thing......take a look at this!

How to catch wild pigs
There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question.

He asked, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.

They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. While we continually lose our freedoms - just a little at a time.

One should always remember "There is no such thing as a free lunch!" Also, "You can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.


Sent in by Joe Ryan up in Center, Texas. Thanks Joe!
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YOU CAN PAINT A PUMPKIN BLACK BUT.....

It's never gonna be a bowling ball!

The bad news is: We as Americans are soft, good for nothing in general, too lazy to work and too nervous to steal, and what my grandmaw like to call 'shiftless".

We have been attached to the government teat for so long it just seems natural to belly up to that old gumint giveaway tough for another heapin helpin of good old time nasty pork barrel porridge.

The GOOD News is: WE don't have to take it anymore! I frankly don't care if you are a Republican, a Democrat, white, black, brown or a purple people eater, if you are as ticked off about this as most folks in this country then it is time to do something about it.

OK....I am NOT going to tout any one candidate for president. I refuse. I refuse to talk bad about homosexuals (NO, I refuse to call them 'gay'...gay means happy! Gay doesn't mean queer...I don't much like that term neither. Gay doesn't mean an alternative sexual lifestyle, gay means the opposite of sad which I find funny they call themselves that. Personally I have no axe to grind either way. If they are proud enough to have 'Gay Pride" parades, then they ought to be proud enough to call themselves what they are, which is homosexuals...duh. Don't get me wrong, I don't approve of that lifestyle I just think folks ought to call a pig a pig if it snorts.))

What Im gonna do is lay it out here on the line and IF yall want to pay attention, that's fine and if you don't well, choose someone YOU think can do a good job.

Mike Huckabee. In the first place this is the ONLY candidate running on the Republican ticket that has a concealed handgun permit.
Yeah, that isn't the ONLY reason I'm going to vote for him, but it IS a start!

He's also an ordained minister. He pastored a church and if you want to get back to old time core values, then why not give a Christian minister a chance to lead? Lord knows, these old boys are good at raising money and they also know how to stand up to a crowd of naysayers and least but not last, ministers know how to squeeze a nickel until the buffalo bellows.

http://www.mikehuckabee.com/index.cfm?FuseAction=Issues.Home

Take a look and see what I see in this guy. Honesty, integrity, faith in tomorrow, grounded in the past, common sense.
Enough of that.

Vote for whomever you will but the point is...VOTE!

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IT'S A JOKE!

Housekeeping Tips
1. It is time to clean out the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.2. If it walks out of your refrigerator, let it go!3. The best mini-vac for an after meal clean up is the dog.4. Keep it clean enough for healthy, dirty enough for happy.5. Never make fried chicken in the nude.6. Do not engage in unarmed combat with a dust bunny big enough to choke the vacuum cleaner.7. You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again.8. If guys were suppose to hang clothes up, door knobs would be bigger.9. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.10. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.11. Simplify... hire a maid.12: My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being Hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.13. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.14. I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.15. Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look affronted and exclaim, "What? And spoil the mood?"16. When writing your name in the dust on the table, omit the date.
17. If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "THIS is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes
Thanks Gladys!
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ROSES WHERE ROSES ARE DUE!
The other night we got a call from someone and all we heard was my son, Travis" wife hollering "Oh My God! Ooooooh My God!" Like teleportation me, Lydia and tamara all stood instantly by Meagan as she clutched the phone to her ear listening and I knew as well as I am sitting here that something mighty bad had happened to Travis and it had.

The person on the line had told us that Travis car was found on a highway outside of Pineland Texas crushed, the airbag deployed and blood soaking the interior.
If you can imagine the weight of a thousand pound rock settling on your chest, cutting your air off, making you gasp for every breath and then your mind going to much, that would describe all of us at that moment.
Several things happened in rapid sucession. Calls were made to Sherrifs offices, EMS services, hospitals and anyone we could think of. We coould think of nothing other than finding him and praying to God that he was alive, that Travis had survived whatever tragedy this was and when it come's down to this point...all you want is to have your little boy home, safe, warm, loved, protected.
I was on one cell phone, talking to the local authorities, who by the way, bless their hearts, couldn't do much other than try to make me calm and be patient with me when another cell phone rang and it was TRAVIS on the other line! ALIVE!
"Uh Dad..." dazed and confused sounding but definitely alive, "Could you come get me? I'm close to Pineland at someone's house" and then his voice trailed off and an older gentleman got on the phone.
"Mr. Hampton?" The man sounded downright scared. "Your son is pretty bad and needs to go to a hospital pretty quick." Then the old man gave me directions and before he hung up the phone our truck was screaming down the hiway with Lydia telling me to "slow down for goodness sake! It won't help Travis if we're dead!"
We hung a sharp left into the driveway and there was Travis waiting under the porch light, bloody from head to toe, his nose split wide open, his face swollen beyond belief with the elderly couple gently ministering to his needs in the bright light of the porch.
I rushed over and grabbed up my son, hugged him gently and then gave him over to my wife to get into the truck for his trip to the hsopital.
And then.....I turned and saw the old couple, wringing hands, worried faces, and I enfolded the sweet, small lady in my arms and brought her gently to my chest and hugged her while her husband joined us and we all began to cry.
We held one another tightly and I leaned down and said, "Thank God for people like you." And then I whirled and left on the run to get Travis to a much needed doctor.
Well, some stitches later...some helping, kind hands, some fine doctoring by a man named Dr. Liftschitz (I kid you not) and some welcome attention from Lynn Schovsja, our dear friend and a night nurse at Hemphill Hospital.
Travis is home now after a tie rod broke and a car swerving away from a deer, after butting headon into a pinetree which happened not to budge, after an airbag deployed at the rate of 200 hundred miles an hour directly into the kid's face, after all this, he is home, a little worse for wear, a little bunged up and a whole lot smarter about avoiding deers at night, Travis is home.
I dont even know the name of the elderly couple who took my broken son off the street, wiped the blood from his face, gave him a fresh shirt and bandaged him until we arrived. I bet I find out and when I do I am going to see them and thank them better.
Until then, thank you! May God bless you and keep you.
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The Problem with Outsourcing
A friend of mine got really depressed last night.So he called Lifeline.He got a call center in Pakistan.He told them he was suicidal.They got all excited and asked if he could fly a plane?
Joe from Center! Thanks, Joe!
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RED HOT BUSINESSES!
I-10 ANTIQUE MALL
Judy Carter says. "Yall come on down to the I-10 Antique Mall cause we are THE MALL THAT DOES IT ALL!" Dealer space available right there in Orange, Texas!
Exit 869 off of I-10 to get there and The Mall is located on the South side of the highway.
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Roger & Miranda tell me that they can do anything! This ain't yo Momma's carports, no siree! Roger & Miranda build you a structure from the ground up and they sure do enjoy what they do cause they have it all! Fair prices, great workmanship, all the reasons why yall oughta check them out for your shop, carport, boathouse, outhouse and much more!
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WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US!
I'll cut to the main topic, Sheriff Joe Arpaio for president!!!! Seems the most logical answer to me!! Loved your back porch this week, haven't gotten one in a while. I got that Joe Arpaio e-mail too, I think I forwarded it to you too. Man that guy is so cool, one time I think they had something on TV about him. We need more leaders like him in this dang country.Weather......been pretty decent here for fall, we had some super weather, did rain all day Tuesday tho. But sun out again temperatures not so nice, 34 out now, but hey it is fall and NY, way up north, 20 minutes from Canada North! Keep forgettin to tune your new radio show in on Mondays, would love to here ya's all chat and join in! Love to hear a Texas accent! And of course I will have the ol' NY one to you all, lol.Well got to run, keep up the good work!
Susan Villnavehttp://www.freewebs.com/paintedpigeon/http://www.freewebs.com/standingstud/http://quarterhorselegends.googlepages.com/home http://www.ark-la-tex-online.com/index.phpGOD grant me the SERENITY to accept the things I cannot change, the COURAGE to change the things I can, the WISDOM to know the difference.
Thank you Susan! CALL us on the Back Porch Show! The number is: 347 215 8849 on Mondays, 2PM CST\
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Good Morning Ralph!

I was just letting you know that I haven’t received the Back Porch yet this week. Is everything going all right?

Thanks!
This came from Joanna in Idaho and hopefully she has her Back Porch by now. Folks, sometimes I don't even realize how much the Back Porch can mean until yall tell me you aren't getting it or that it hasn't come yet.
Yesterday at Sassafras Festival in downtown San Augustine we had a whole bunch of folks come up to us, shake our hands and tell us how much they enjoy the Back Porch and I'd like to take a moment to thank them right here and now.
We don't send out the Back Porch to call attention to ourselves, we like to think Back Porch helps yall feel a part of our community here at www.NuTrader.com and now at www.blogtalkradio.com/ralphsbackporch which is the NEW LIVE SWAP SHOP!
Buddy & Vickie from Bronson also shook our hands yesterday and let us know how much they enjoyed what we do and like I told them, it ain't us here in the office that counts, it's all of YOU we depend upon to help our days go better!
So THANK YOU NuTrader users for reading us, browsing ads, posting ads and letting our advertisers know you FOUND 'EM ON WWW.NuTrader.com!
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CHEAP TOMATOES
This should make everyone think, be you Democrat, Republican or Independent From a California school teacher - - - "As you listen to the news about the student protests over illegal immigration, there are some things that you should be aware of:I am in charge of the English-as-a-second-language department at a large southern California high school which is designated a Title 1 school, meaning that its students average lower socioeconomic and income levels.Most of the schools you are hearing about, South Gate High, Bell Gardens , Huntington Park , etc., where these students are protesting, are also Title 1 schools. Title 1 schools are on the free breakfast and free lunch program. When I say free breakfast, I'm not talking a glass of milk and roll -- but a full breakfast and cereal bar with fruits and juices that would make a Marriott proud. The waste of this food is monumental, with trays and trays of it being dumped in the trash uneaten. ( OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK ) I estimate that well over 50% of these students are obese or at least moderately overweight. About 75% or more DO have cell phones. The school also provides day care centers for the unwed teenage pregnant girls (some as young as 13) so they can attend class without the inconvenience of having to arrange for babysitters or having family watch their kids. (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK) I was ordered to spend $700,000 on my department or risk losing funding for the upcoming year even though there was little need for anything; my budget was already substantial. I ended up buying new computers for the computer learning center, half of which, one month later, have been carved with graffiti by the appreciative students who obviously feel humbled and grateful to have a free education in America . (OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK) I have had to intervene several times for young and substitute teachers whose classes consist of many illegal immigrant students here in the country less then 3 months who raised so much hell with the female teachers, calling them "Putas" whores and throwing things that the teachers were in tears. Free medical, free education, free food, day careetc., etc, etc. Is it any wonder they feel entitled to not only be in this country but to demand rights, privileges and entitlements ?To those who want to point out how much these illegal immigrants contribute to our society because they LIKE their gardener and housekeeper and they like to pay less for tomatoes: spend some time in the real world of illegal immigration and see the TRUE costs. Higher insurance, medical facilities closing, higher medical costs, more crime, lower standards of education in our schools, overcrowding, new diseases etc., etc, etc. For me, I'll pay more for tomatoes. We need to wake up. The guest worker program will be a disaster because we won't have the guts to enforce it . Does anyone in their right mind really think they will voluntarily leave and return? It does, however, have everything to do with culture: A third-world culture that does not value education, that accepts children getting pregnant and dropping out of school by 15 and that refuses to assimilate , and an American culture that has become so weak and worried about " politically correctness" that we don't have the will to do anything about it. If this makes your blood boil, as it did mine, forward this to everyone you know. CHEAP LABOR? Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about?Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage. Consumers don't want expensive produce. Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs. But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth , a farce, and a lie. There is no such thing as "cheap labor." Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for $5.00 or 6.00/hour. At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200 free. He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent.He qualifies for food stamps. He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care. His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school.
He requires bilingual teachers and books. He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled, they qualify for SSI. Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for Medicare. All of this is at (our) taxpayer's expense . He doesn't worry about car insurance, life insurance, or homeowners insurance. Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins and printed material.He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00 to $30.00/hour in benefits. Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or $6.00/hour left after paying their bills and his. The American taxpayers also pay for increased crime, graffiti and trash clean-up. Cheap labor? YEAH RIGHT! Wake up people! THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS WE SHOULD BE ADDRESSING TO THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES FOR EITHER PARTY. 'AND WHEN THEY LIE TO US AND DON'T DO AS THEY SAY, WE SHOULD REPLACE THEM AT ONCE!'
I'd like to add this.....
We here in America are so funny. We gripe and complain about illegals and all the woes of our country today, and yet, yet... I saw a voting sign yesterday on the county courthouse lawn that said, "VOTE HERE" and right under the word 'here' was printed in large letters "Aqui" which is SPAINISH for 'here'.
Folks, I saw on TV the other day a reporter who was reporting on those devasting fires in California hem up Governor Schwarzenegger and begin badgering him with questions about fault and blame and doom & gloom and the man actually had to grag this reporter's hand gently in his large paws and explain to her that there simply WAS no bad things there on that day. People were safe, people were glad to be alive, people were determined and that the American Spirit is alive and well right there in California amidst so much heartache and loss.
Seems to me like we need more leaders in this country who direct us to the GOOD things, who will help us see the RIGHT things our governements can do and sweep aside the Armeggedon mentality and go on and do the right thing!
Do you want to change things? Then get off your fannies and don't accept BUSINESS AS USUAL! YOU have the power, NOT the politicians!
Well, enough of that!
Yall be sure and CALL us this Monday and each Monday at 2PM CST and talk to me on the Live Swap Shop! The number is 347 215 8849 and we'd like to hear from each and every one of you!
Remember to POST some ads on www.Nutrader.com this week, ok? We love to see what yall BUY, SELL & TRADE!
Until next week, have a BLESSED day and make sure you say a little pray for those folks who need it!
Ralph
www.NuTrader.com

Friday, October 26, 2007

Welcome to this Week's Back Porch!
Let me start with, the way it worked on our porches here in Rosevine years ago. We would all sit around on the porch steps, Uncle Alton and granddaddy laid back in the porch swings, us kids on the steps and, if it was a Sunday, preacher Smith would be allowed the rocking chair.
One old man would say something he knew would get the ball rolling, and one by one, all of us would chime in on the subject and pretty soon there would be a lively debate going on about various issues affecting anything from the price of cattle to groceries to religion.
We talked a heap about politics and so I still carry on this tradition and some of yall may agree with me and some might not, that's ok cause i doubt I would agree with you on everything too and that makes the world go round, doesn't it?
I had a lady recently write and ask me why I use so many commas. This wonderful lady, bless her heart, allowed I could use a comma where one wouldn't dare go if it was any self-respecting comma in a grammar book, and I tend to agree with her. I was taught to err on the side of too much, too often, and sometimes I get carried away. Now, understand I’m still going to punctuate with commas or any dang thing else I please, but shoot, I do appreciate her noticing and maybe she can send me a Back Porch all cleaned up and edited.
Tamara's kinfolk wrote and told her she shouldn't use all milk in her morning gravy cause milk has too many calories in it and to make morning gravy 'figure friendly' Tamara should cut way back on the milk.
Well, now I beg to differ! In the first place if you make gravy right, there is about a quarter cup of bacon or sausage renderings in it and once you get past that, what's a little milk?
TAMARA'S MORNING GRAVEY
Fry up your sausage or bacon in a hot cast iron skillet. Go on! Render all that delicious meat down until it's offered up all that sweet, delectable grease. (I tried here to think of a more palatable word or phrase but nothing came to mind that would do justice to bacon fat like, well....bacon fat. Pork fat is a goooood thing! So, we will continue to say 'grease' cause it may be less offensive to some of yall than 'lard')
Take up the bacon or sausage and place on a paper towel to drain off the 'grease'.
Now your drippings are still hot and the flame still burns brightly under the heavy iron of the skillet so, spoon in an equal amount of flour into the hot grease and stir it around.
Add some salt and a LOT of black ground pepper.
Stir until this becomes a loose paste, nutty brown, and then ADD a little milk slowly while stirring.
Add a little more milk, but don't run away with yourself here...you want a creamy consistency.
Stir like Old Man Jim Becton's House burned (old saying meaning 'stir mightily!") until the gravy thickens and it is a nutty brown and little air bubbles are popping in the mixture.
Pour into a gravy bowl and hit it with a bit more pepper and a touch more salt to taste.
I LIKE SAUSAUGE AT THIS POINT, IN MINE!
If you happen to have some fresh ground sausage NOW is the time for all good sausage eaters to come to the aid of the gravy! Dump 'er right in that soft, liquid Heaven and gently fold it in together.
Ok, now is the time we can ladle up a heapin helpin onto the buttery underbelly of our biscuits!
Write and commiserate with Tamara on all these RECIPES ok? We would love to hear what YALL like to eat!
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Mach Choux
Texans pronounce this mock shoe and it is to die for! We had it last night with a huge pot of seafood gumbo. Gumbo is a whole different matter but the mach chouxis, well, something else, some kinda good!
The Trinity
A 'trinity' anywhere south of Leesville, La. means only one thing and it is not to be confused with 'The HOLY Trinity" of Biblical fame. A trinity is chopped celery, onion & bell pepper. Dice these vegetables anywhere from big hunks down to pretty finely diced, just dont make them so small they evaporate in a hot sauté pan or skillet.
Sautee the trinity in some kind of oil heated in a pan. Sauté until clear and soft, bout 5 minutes or so.
Add one diced jalapeno pepper, a drained can of whole kernel corn and some garlic and sauté this as well.
Let's talk meat! Andouille sausage, TASSO AND crawfish tails are THE ingredients for mach choux! If you aren't familiar with any of these meats, lemme tell you about them.
Andouille sausage is Cajun sausage and it has a particular flavor and is pretty spicy although not nearly as spicy as Mexican Chorizo, but spicier than Kielbasa. It is a more dense, tightly packed sausage too. I buy mine over at the Big Star grocery in Toledo Town but you can also get it on the internet.
Tasso is like Cajun jerky, only not jerked til it is dried completely out. Tasso is ham, lean and dried, and you use it mostly to cook with but it's good to slice up and eat at the table too.
Crawfish is crawfish and they taste mighty fine in mach choux or just about anything else. You can get crawfish tails in those plastic bags nowadays and that is far better than having to buy them fresh, boil them, then peel them like in the old days. The old days crawfish tasted better, though. Ah, such is progress, right?
Ok, the vegetables have simmered for about ten minutes now and you are putting about a pound of tasso or andouille in the simmering veggies along with about a half pound of crawfish.
SEASONING
A shot of dry white wine if you have it. Gives it a mellow taste and never hurt anyone cause the alcohol burns off but leaves that flavor of wine!
Cajun seasonings if you like. I use salt, pepper, cayenne, a liberal dousing of Tabasco, and a sprinkle of paprika.
Stir to mix the seasonings, wine meat & veggies, then pour about a half cup of HEAVEY CREAM into the skillet and stir well.
Yes, heavy cream. Yes, in with Tabasco, tasso, crawfish and veggies. This absolutely makes this dish!
Bring the mixture up to boil temperature and when it bubbles and pops, then turn the stove down to simmer and let 'er ride for about ten to fifteen minutes, stirring occasionally.
That's it! Economical, good for you, easy to make and delicious! The whole things takes less than 30 minutes to make is an excellent side dish with most anything, especially gumbo.
Try mach choux over baked potatoes. Try it with fried taters or grilled eggplant. This is good stuff and we hope you enjoy our version. I wish some of the folks down in south Louisiana would write and let us know what they think of our recipe and tell us about how they make mach choux, so why don't yall get your fingers clicking away on that keyboard and let us know something good to eat, ok?
SEND US SOME RECIPES!
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THE WEATHER
I guess talking about the weather here at www.NuTrader.com Back Porch is just part of who we are. We are rural people, for the most part, and dang proud of that, and weather is a very important part of who we are and how we live. Even though folks mainly think of Texas as big cities now, like Houston, Dallas, Beaumont and the like, there are still a whole bunch of us who live in the sticks.
It's officially Fall, least it is in my book, anyhow. Yesterday, Monday, the first seasonal Norther blew in. A Norther is a weather pattern that blows cool, refreshing air into an otherwise stifling climate.
It was around 85 at 11 am and by 3pm the temp had dropped a full 20 degrees and it was slashing rain across the deep green landscape of East Texas.
It was WONDERFUL! This year has been hot and although not as dry as some, dry enough so's you'd notice the dust behind your truck on a dirt road.
I don't look forward to the seven or eight weeks of bone-chilling cold to come but to have some rain and to see the mists shrouding the highways was pretty darn great!
Write and let me know about YOUR weather cause I'm interested, ok?
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The LIVE Radio Back Porch
Sometimes things take on a life of it's own, don't they, without you ever having to work at it much and even though you may have reservations about that thing. That's the way the radio call in talk show is doing.
I'm kind of a shy fellow, pretty reserved about most things and I listen more than I talk but Tamara talked me into this radio thing and it IS fun! I like the heck out of it, especially since people can call in and talk and we have done two shows now (we air on MONDAY @ 2PM Central time on www.blogtalkradio.com/ralphsbackporch) and on both shows people have been kind enough to call in and help us out.
We read some of YOUR ads on the air, we showcase some of our Nutrader sponsors, I talk about news from around here or news I think is interesting and we have some music and I wrap it up with some politics or something else absurd.
The show is a lot of fun and we are doubling in listeners with each show.
This week I talked about nipping violence in the bud and how if we took our jobs as parents in this society more seriously we wouldn't have the oceans of convicts in our mega-jails and how at one time Texas was the model for the countries penal system.
Which brings me to something our good friend and watch-dog, Jerry from down around Houston sent us about the Sheriff, Joe Arpaio out in Arizona.
Here it is and it bears reading again:
You got to love that Sheriff Joe!
Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay. The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows. The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Some friends adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day they got him. Cost; $78. The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals. I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand. He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison. Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote. Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a "Git-R Dun" kind of Sheriff.
Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) Who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order That Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs. He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value. When the inmates complained, he told them, "This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back." He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails ails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
More On The Arizona Sheriff: With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), The Associated Press Reports: About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 Degrees Inside The Week Before. Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS. "It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace," Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. "It's Inhumane." Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: "It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear, But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes, So Shut Your Damned Mouths!" Way To Go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
You know, it occurs to me that Sheriff Joe way out in Arizona doesn't have the market cornered on common sense and that IF, just IF, we as voters on a county level made it know loudly, clearly and with force WE wanted the same conditions for OUR county right here where we live and that if we as voters would accept NOTHING LESS from a candidate for sheriff, then we might put a plug in the leaking dikes of our local crime problems.
Folks a wise man once said, "If it is to be...it is up to me!" Well, WE can make a difference in our local political systems and I'm not sure that isn't where we ought to begin changing things.
I am certainly going to make a LOT of noise about changing things in Sabine County Texas in the next election and I advise YOU to flood your local newspapers, radios and right HERE AT WWW.NuTrader.com with your thoughts, ideas and even demands for local candidates of all parties and persuasions!
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what yall are saying:
Ralph & Tamara:
Boy was this a good newsletter! I don't know just where to start............. Tamara I can 'feel your pain' as we are restoring an 80 yr old house while living in it. My husband is an electrician by trade and HATES plumbing, as he so aptly puts it "electricity don't drip". Anyway you sound like you'll do fine. Now for pagan holidays; they are only pagan if you let them be. When we are worshiping God and recognizing his Son's birthday does it really matter if it is December 25 or the middle of August? Christmas isn't Santa or was Santa a pagan god I didn't know about..........hmmm? You can't print what I think we should do to the child molesters so I won't even go there. As for the generation of uncontrolled, irresponsible, sit on your butt and let the government take care of you, that we see everyday; my question is HOW did we let it go this far? I for one spanked my kids and neither of them is deranged. There are just times that a 'time out' won't work. You couldn't PAY me to be a teacher nowadays they have to deal with children who have never had to be accountable for their actions and the teachers can't make them accountable so what do you do? They just pass them on to the next year and they end up getting out of school with no work ethic and no accountability for anything they do and we wonder why they end up in the penal system? I remember when Texas had a self sustaining prison system. My father put in a 'state of the art' at the time cattle feeding system outside of Huntsville years ago. The money we spend on housing,clothing and feeding prisoners could be put to better use. I also remember going to the prison rodeo. Can't you just see some of these 'gang bangers' riding a bull! LOL! You know if we went back to the 'chain gang' era maybe the criminals wouldn't say that doing the time is a piece of cake. Civil rights are for civil people. If you rob, rape, murder, molest or sell drugs you should be aware that you don't have any civil rights and that you will be expected to work your sentence off. I don't mean being cruel or uncaring of people but, these things can be done in a humane way and still get the point across. 'We The People' have got to remember that we ARE the government and should vote and act as such. Well, so much for my 2 cents worth. Since it's raining here I had a little time to spare and weigh in on this discussion. Opinions............you know what they say.
Have a GREAT week!
Sherry
Sherry obviously agrees! let us know what you think.
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I love this site... It is very user friendly. It has a lot of information and well monitored.
Catherine Livingston from Center Texas sent this last week. Catherine has a booth in the Center Antique Mall on the Square and has been busy putting some great antique listings in the site. Yall be sure to let Catherine you saw her ads when your in there!
COMMON SENSE
There is so much junk going on in the so-called news that it is hard to know where to start digesting it all.
The dude in Thailand who had sex with the boys. Ok, he's been on the run for awhile now and was finally caught when the computer gurus unscrambled his face in the images.
I understand! This is a bad guy who has sex with teen & preteen boys for fun and games and frankly I think some country should seriously consider cutting his dinger off.
What I want to know is...how come they can catch a criminal who dallies with little boys halfway across the planet and they can't catch the Nigerian scammers right here who email us each and every day asking for money?
I guess it is all a matter of priorities.
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The baby in the toilet
There is a lot of talk about the young woman who gave birth to a baby, left that baby in the handicapped stall in a South Carolina hospital toilet with a note on her chest telling the next person who happened along when the baby had last been fed and asking someone to take her in and raise her well.
WHAT IN THE HECK ARE WE THINKING?
Folks, if I was to leave a batch of kittens or puppies on the side of the road some group or organization would be on me like white on rice in a New York minute for doing this and yet we make all kinds of excuses for this girl who gave birth and left her infant in a toilet on the floor for others to take care of and the bleeding hearts are making all kinds of excuses for this woman.
Is there no SHAME left in our decaying culture? How come it is excusable to leave a crying baby in a toilet when it isn't excusable to give away the Iggy dog whom Ellen gave away to a little girl without consulting the doggy rescue service?
Ellen Degeneres couldn't keep her little dog, Iggy cause Iggy didn't get along with Ellen's cats. So, reasonably enough, Ellen passed Iggy on to a little girl who wanted and would love a pet.
The fly in the buttermilk was, Ellen had signed a contract with the rescue organization promising to make them aware of when, and if, she was going to transfer the dog to another person.
Well, geez Louise! Ellen gave the dog away to a little girl who wanted a dog.
The rescue organization came in and removed the dog, Iggy for violation of contractual agreement and Ellen broke down on national tv and sobbed because of it.
Ellen had a dog she couldn't keep. The little girl wanted an unwanted dog. Seems to me like a match made in Heaven until petty bureaucrats muddled it all up.
The sad thing is, there is as much, if not more, TV news time devoted to the dog as there is to the girl who left a HUMAN baby in the toilet in a South Carolina hospital.
Stray dogs should get to go to anyone who will feed and care for stray dogs, period.
The girl who gave birth to a human child and left it to rot should be spayed on national tv.
That girl, no matter her circumstances, no matter her education or her background, or if she had no 'father figure' should be made to think of her child lying on a cold, hard bathroom floor every day of her life.
WHICH BRINGS US TO THIS:
We are sending mixed messages to the youth of America here. On one had we make all kinds of excuses for 'unwanted pregnancies" and what ignorant trash do with the results of these births and on the other hand we give seemingly free reign to school systems in Maine who make it totally acceptable to give out birth control pills and patches to 11 year olds!
A middle school in Maine has made it perfectly legal to dispense birth control in the nurses office to little girls.
How about spanking their butts first? How about calling Mom & Dad and saying "Uh, we got a situation down here...your daughter wants to have sex and as far as we can determine she's oh, bout 11 or 12. Say! We have an idea! Ya'll come on down and let's have a talk, umkay?"
GIVING BIRTH CONTROL PILLS TO LITTLE GIRLS IS WRONG. It means we don't care anymore. It means we are unconcerned. It means we are way too busy living what we laughingly call life to know, or care, about what is going on in our daughters and son's lives.
YOU CAN STOP THIS CRAP!
Maine might do it. Other states might do it...but when it comes your turn to step up to the plate and argue for right......well, that's going to be up to you and you alone.
So....Ellen gave her dog away and now Iggy is up in the air. The infant in South Carolina is well-fed and happy and probably way better off than she would have been with her trashy, crack-head mother.
The little girls of that school in Maine are getting fed a dose of nasty in the form of birth control pills...and we watch the news and wait for something to come our way in Texas, Montana or Arizona and what in the world will we do when the time comes to make a choice between right and wrong?
I hope you read this and remember and when it comes time to stand in the gap for the right thing, you unflinchingly do that right thing.
Can I count on you? Write me back and let me know what you think about this, ok?
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A Miracle in Michigan
Now, I know I make a lot of fun about Michigan because Tamara is from Michigan and, well, Michigan is an easy target, but the other day the Wrath Of God reigned down on Michigan and several other states in the form of severe weather, but what I want to talk about is a flat-out miracle, if there ever was one!
After the storms passed and when folks began to dig out of the rubble of homes, shops and businesses in that part of Michigan a couple had lost their baby, a 14 month old baby girl who was nowhere to be found.
Neither was this couple's home that they had built last year or their clothes, furniture, household items and anything else not tied down.
The main concern was that baby! Neighbors came and they searched and searched but to no avail until a neighbor heard a faint whimper. He shushed the people around him and homed in on the soft cry until he pin pointed the sound from beneath a mountain of debris.
Under thousands of pounds of storm damage they dug until they came to a mattress covering the baby girl who was none the worse for her ordeal, alive, safe...in the hands of God. The mattress had covered the child and made her safe until Mom & Dad could find her and folks, if that ain't the work of Almighty God, I have no idea what is!
So, we say a prayer today for all the victims of last weeks devastating storms and we get to say a prayer of Thanksgiving for a life touched by the Devine.
Thank you God for letting us know that our paltry fate is in your Great hands!
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How to Deal with Door to Door Salesmen
) Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots2) Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine4) Leave a note on your door that reads:Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. Idon't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all theblood.
Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.Cooter:-)
Althea OdomRiding a horse is not a gentle hobby to be picked up and laid down like a game of Solitaire.IT IS A GRAND PASSION.
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As yall know we are now doing the Live Call in Swap Shop on Mondays 2 PM cst and this is growing like a weed! We talk and chat and read off your ads you post in www.NuTrader.com and what we would like is for yall to CALL us and chat about what you have for sale, what you want to buy, when & where your garage sales are, what EVENTS you are having, PRAYER REQUESTS & most anything else you'd like to let others know about.
The number to call is 347 215 8849
Give us a call and let us know what's on your mind, ok?
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Jaw Sugar
I never got over old women giving me jaw sugar. Oh? You don't know what jaw sugar is? Well, pardner you have lived a sheltered life to say the least!
Jaw sugar is little kisses you get on the jaw. Old women give them, mothers bestow them on babies and children, your sister gives you one when you leave home, ladies give 'em to husbands out the door on the way to work.
A little sugar is always welcomed and appreciated. The most poignant sugar is when you are leaving loved ones and the day seems to stop magically as you load into the car and prepare to leave grandmaw or momma or someone loved and cherished.
Someone leans down and gives you the softest peck on the jaw and that kiss is a lifetime of love and wonderment. That little peck says "Goodbye, I love you and hurry home" better than any words will ever express and it don't matter who's looking or what's happening around you, for one long, slow moment you are at peace and the world has the potential to be bright and sweet when Momma or Grandmaw gives you a little jaw sugar.
The next time you hug and kiss someone you love, remember that life is a fleeting thing and we are but travelers upon this mortal coil and soon our lite fades away but the memories of old women giving jaw sugar, well....those memories keep us safe and sane in a sometimes wicked world.
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TAKE BACK AMERICA!
Somewhere along the way the U.S. was stolen from us. The Constitution is ignored, the Bill of Rights seems to be a joke and the government we trust to secure our liberties and defend our nation has jerked us around until our necks are stringy.
Democrats? Sheesh! I wouldn't touch them with someone else’s voting finger! Republicans? Oh yeah...they were the folks who promised us a new moral revolution in this country, right? Republicans promised us integrity and honor back in the White House. Let me ask yall....do YOU feel like there is honor in the words of our administration?
We have had two things against Clinton....uh two things we can verbalize, and we seem to want to talk incessantly about, the oral sex with a woman he wasn’t married to, and then lying about that same oral sex in front of BOTH Congress and the people of the United States.
So, we turned to the Republican party to steer a course for the US into more moral waters and what happened? Folks, the Republicans are as money grubbing, morally bankrupt and sneaky as the Democrats...well, maybe that's going too far.....but dang, don't those folks in Washington look as if they belong on wanted posters?
So, who the heck will we vote for? YOU tell me who you like....you tell me who you want in office! If I was to put a gun to your head today and make you make a choice, what and whom, would that choice be?
Let me throw THIS into the mix.....I heard James Dobson is pulling out of the Republican camp.
Uh huh......NOW tell me what's on your mind! Yeah, I dare you to come out and be real about all this! I dare you to justify $3.00 a gallon gasoline & rampant illegal immigration and wait! I DOUBLE DOG DARE you, anyone....to tell me what the benefit there is in the LandToSea Treaty!
ralph@nutrader.com
www.Nutrader.com
Radio Show 347 215 8849
Office number 936 288 0832
Ok, here's your chance to tell me what good is coming from the so-called conservative, Christian, faith-based administration we have in office and more than that, what the heck are YOU going to do about all this voting business come next November when my son, Jess, is going to have to pack his ditty bag and deploy back to Iraq after he's already spent 18 months in that Hell-hole?
Am I PO'd? You bet I am and each and every one of you should be too! Our military has DONE IT'S JOB. THEY FOUGHT THE BAD GUYS AND WON.
They toppled Saddam's little screwy government. Tanks rolled into Baghdad. We WON, folks! Now Iraq needs to step up and make a government.
And the U.S.? Well, we need to give these guys and girls a ticker-tape parade on Broadway and all the fuss and bluster of a hero's welcome...HOME.
Either BEAT 'EM or LEAVE 'EM ALONE.
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WOW......I BETTER CALM MY BUTT DOWN!
How>>>>>>>>>>by letting yall know about our business partners!
WHERE DO YOU FIND OUR BUSINESS PARTNERS???
Why, in the BUSINESS DIRECTORY @ NuTrader, of course!
Go to www.Nutrader.com and browse through the Business Directory. If you ain't got it, someone there has it and I bet you need it!
Plus that, make sure you call these people and let them know what the VALUE of advertising is! We do them a good job and sometimes we feel a bit unappreciated cause we can't hardly ever get the PAYING CUSTOMERS to respond!
Maybe you can! CALL them, EMAIL THEM, DROP BY AND POKE THEM IN THE CHEST and tell them you saw them on www.NuTrader.com and old Ralph is talking his fool head off about them and you want some action!
Oh? And advertisers? If yall want to be mentioned here or on the LIVE RADIO SHOW....well, you got to get in touch with me somehow!
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WHOEVER GETS THIS, EMAIL ME!
It takes but a minute to make someone feel warm and welcome and it takes a lifetime to help someone get over something.
Take a minute today and email us with your recipes, jokes, thoughts and such and let us know we are being heard, ok?
ralph@nutrader.com
www.NuTrader.com
Ralphs Back Porch 347 215 8849
We enjoy each and every one of yall and hope we can hear from you soon!
From TEXAS, this is old Ralph saying goodbye and good luck...Have a blessed day!
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